The Mate Debate

Basically, central 6 as all you folks might have noticed have been constantly revolving around the pepetuous allegations of "innocent" victims, whom we managed to land a photo or two of. So for a change, and as a start of the evolution of central6.blogspot.com. Me and lionel have decided to go for a lil change in the content that actually makes its way onto central6.


The Mate Debate! The question's that's been looming, over all of our pathetic minds, ever since we got in touch with our sexuality, and as for most girls, its ever since they got in touch with the notion of dreaming. Both me and lionel were sipping over some Iced Lemon Tea when we got down to talking about girls AGAIN, yes again, what else? (STFU for all of you who think tt we're desperate cos we're not) . Anyway for details on what actually went on, visit www.wongcheok.blogspot.com.

Somehow our conversation as always without the inteference of disruptive individuals (aka Mr Chalk and Duster), managed to transcend into a serious debate about what kind of girls are we actually looking for, and before i bore you with any details of our preferences and dislikes. I'd like to pose the questions that our conversation very much revolved upon.

Are Girls who Club reliable? Trustworthy? And how decent is decent? Would you want a girlfriend who clubs? or a Girlfriend who doesn't?

Firstly, are girls who club reliable? For those of you fuckheads who are thinking of reliable in the terms of being a "reliably good fuck", i think you should fuck your mum right now. Reliability in the sense that are they are relatively decent, reliable in mantaining the sole right to their "lil down south lips" to just you, or are they the kinda girls who'd just let themselves get slimed and fucked when they get drunk and depress right after a quarrel they had with you during dinner.

I personally feel that it really boils down to trust, above all ( yea yea, all of u are probably thinking tt i'm a moron now). But its inevitably true, it really depends on how much you trust your gf that makes her reliable and how much of that trust is actually correctly placed. And for me, i'd love a gf who can club, dance, and drink like a fish (who obviously wouldn't cheat on me as well). A girl friend i could relate to basically.

However, Lionel on the other hand, mantains that girls who club often enough, and by enough i mean anithing more than 4 times a year have the basic tendency to evolve into sluts. I vehemently disputed this at first, however, after he painted a beautiful scenario as follows, i was kinda swayed:

You quarrel with your girlfriend

She goes out with her friends clubbing to "let loose" and by hell i mean LET HER SELF BE LOOSE

She bumps into an old flame, (one whom the had sth really going but had to end due to the infamous "CIRCUMSTANTIAL REASONS"

They have a lil chat ( mostly about you being a jackass), accompanied by some alcohol which we all know are aphrodisiacs

They get a lil tipsy, she lies on his shoulder and she gazes into his eyes and he gazes back.

They FUCK.

End of story.

Possible scenario, in fact very possible, and the worst part is, she doesnt even have to fuck him, a long wet smouldering luscious passionate battle of their tongues would constitute enough infidelity than one could take. So now you realise why i was wavered. Lionel had then gone on to insist that without the inclinations to club, the chances of the boyfriend putting on a green fucking condom on his head would be greatly reduced. Yea it probably would, BUT picture this:

Boy and Girl quarrels

Girl calls up her "best guy friend"
"best guy friends are usually losers who onced like the girl but lost her to you but he managed to worm his way into her heart, and probably lips, just not into her pants" basically they are losers

Best guy friend picks her up in his nice car - usually better than yours

He brings her to some secluded spot in Pulau tekong, parks his car there and starts comforting her.

Soon enough, his shoulders would seem like just the spot your girlfriend would be SO LIE ON.

Then she'll start complaining about you and how he's better than you in wadeva fuck shit aspects. (like he's got a greater personality while your just plain good looking, like he's got a short dick but yours is a monster dick) --- girls, they love to make whoever they're with seem good -- WHORES

Anyway, then before you know it, they'd be fornicating like how chow licks his fingers whenever he sees this tutorial mate of ours -- trust me you DO NOT want to see her.

END of story again.

Which basically leaves both me and lionel a little confused, so... is a girl who loves clubbing a minus point or just something neutral. TO me, it doesnt matter, but to lionel yes it does, so all you whores who are actually thinking of being his gfs you better think twice about mentioning anithing about Zouk or MOS in front of him maybe accept for "I HATE ZOUK and MOS". But for those of you who just wanna get into our pants, just whisper in ou ears. i love CLubbing. We'll get the msg.

For chalk however, just tell him u have a pussy, doesnt really matter what planet ure from or how many sores you have in ure loosely hung pussy as long as u have one.

Back to what i was talking about, so basically, it really boils down to the true decency of the girl, i mean she could be a whore that just hates, clubbing or a really decent girl that thrives on Tiesto. So the question now is then how decent is decent and how decent are you guys willing to accept.

Here at central 6 we appreciate ure comments as well as undying support, hence, we'd love for you to comment appropriately according to our content and pls for this post. Dun type something like.... "haha you guys have a serious side" FUCK YOU, we know that so shut the fuck up for christ's sake, or any of those brainless comments like "haha... so cool" just bcos your fucking pea brain is probably puzzled by anithing more complicated than breathing.

With that, tune in more, as we slowly figure out the IDEAL CHICK, and for those of you who actually post something constructive, we'd try to mention it in our next post, or consider any ideas you might have. CHEERS

SMS flirts

Will some one pls tell me Why the fuck is the straits times reporting on SMS flirts. This just plainly goes to show that how dysfunctional our society has become. And i quote, from thesundaytimes

"Call it Sexual Message Service"

okay, i dun wanna slam Straits Times too much in case i get sued or anithing, but its becoming apparent that they are definately trying to ride on the "sex sells" theory that the media has been exploiting over the years. However, whilst working on this post, my "spy" has brought to my attention that one of the our dear friends have been indulging in these "textual intercourses" lately, or rather since he friggin owned a fucking phone.

Thanks to our extreme paparazzi techniques, we were able to grab hold of some evidence of their Sexual messages..... or so they call it. Anyway for the faint hearted first, just to establish the context and the people involved here's the initial messages, note how CHALK aka fast and furious fingers skilfully manuveours the topic as they go along.




SMS flirting, a postmodern phenomena!





Note how chalk turns on the heat

*the girl whom chalk was messaging, has been blurred to protect her innocent identity"

Well there we have it, the master at work, now we finally know how chalk aka fast and furious fingers gets his twice a day lay.... For those of u who don't know... this is but one of the thousands of girls he beds. for the girls out there don't worry if u aint as busty as G******** or as horny as half-japs, or as tight assed as million dollar M, or even as emo as Trinity, doesnt matter, as long as u remotely resemble a girl, you could be THAT girl he's bedding today... just call 1900-CHALK-FUCK, it could be ure lucky day.

Oh and btw, for those of you who actually are thinking of using this method to get laid... go fuck ureself, or convince ure mum to give u a blowjob, it might be better for you.

Hunting Season Has Arrived!

As promised, i'm back with more juicy tit-bits of gossip. In fact... You know what? I don't even have to resort to extensive pictorial editing this time round!


Chalk's Afternoon Quickie

1.) Chalk has animated discussion with mysterious girl. Small talk of generally flirtatious nature is traded... For example: "Chalk? Chalk and duster, that chalk ah? Hee hee..."



2.) Chalk and Duster-girl disappear for a short period of time. Somewhere around the region of 15-20 minutes. The fact that acts of hedonistic sexual copulation have similar timespans does not escape our razor-sharp intellects.

3.) Chalk returns , sweaty and dishevelled. Loudly announces he is feeling 'drained' (we shall refrain from speculating what was 'drained' out of him). Proceeds to conk out on table. We leave him concussed and head outside for a smoke.

4.) We return to find this:



It's no wonder we have peeping toms in the library toilets: You see a pair of male and female legs, plus all the heated moaning and screams of elation erupting from behind the cubicle door like hot lava from a fucking volcano, you also feel like peeping over the divider man.

And you see, we cannot be lying because he is wearing the same black shirt in both pictures! The hair, also same! A-HA! Ni3 Wan2 Le3, Chalk.


Kenneth's Turn to Tammy

Ever since the explosion of the Tammy incident, our dear Kenneth has secretly been harboring a deep sense of jealousy. Why? Simply because Tammy's exploits draw attention away from his own publicity - he is, after all, THE Mr Ang Mo Kio who has appeared on television beside Ann Cock, you know.

And how do I know this? Simply because he told me so la.

Anyway - where was I? Ah, yes - And so Kenneth has resorted to picking up minors from surfing friendster. Yes, thats right people:

UNDERAGED GIRLS.

FRIENDSTER.

SEX.



Once again, we cannot be lying about her age. I mean, look at her video image - She's fucking biting the nose of that freaking big toy bear, for Chrissakes.

Kenneth, please be reminded that sex with underaged minors = rotan many many. Plus, army regulars will surely have their faces plastered on the Straits Times cover; guarantee chop one, this. We understand your insatiable desire for publicity and self-promotion... But frankly that's abit much, don't you think?

However, as long as you exercise discretion while filming the Tammy, rest assured we'll keep your identity hush. Just send us all the vid for safekeeping beforehand.


Well... I guess that's all we have peopl... Oh, wait - What do we have here?



Whoa! Jeez, even the Sky God isn't spared this time round! Guess it's certainly Hunting Season over in Central 6 after all... Lock and load, folks.

X Rated

First off: I look abysmally huge in that edited photo down the screen. As though i'm Kelvin Chow's twin brother. Obviously, that is hardly the case: Kelvin could easily break me in half like a fallen twig, which is why I shall not disclose his liaisons with Mel (whom some of you remember as the Girl from Pastamania). I mean, there really isn't much to say... After all, everyone praises the girls they like for having voluptuous breasts, right? I'm sure every alpha male taking after Kelvin regularly tells their crushes that they're top heavy. It's a common thing, no biggie - Kelvin, your secrets are safe with me.

Anyway, here's a short filler picture. I don't have time for posting much, because its 3 in the morning and i'm due to wake in 5 hours time. Plus, I have a wedding duty for a friend all of saturday, and thou art fucking exhausteth. Presenting... The things we (okay, I) do when bored in the library - I guess you could call it the Central6 X-men, or some lame variant to that effect. Personally, I was toying with the idea of The Xcentrics:




If you can't match the faces to the Crew, use your imagination. If you STILL can't identify who the above people are, you really ought to... Go fuck yourself. "No, seriously." "I'm doing essay every night." "Pffffft." "I like 17 year old girls who bite soft toys when they video conference with me." "I call you back."

Kenneth? Damn right we're watching - You're up once I get back from wedding duty. And Chalk? You aren't spared either. Stay tuned, peeps.

Just a gentle reminder

Just in case u've been letting down ure guard...