Hunting Season Has Arrived!
As promised, i'm back with more juicy tit-bits of gossip. In fact... You know what? I don't even have to resort to extensive pictorial editing this time round!
Chalk's Afternoon Quickie
1.) Chalk has animated discussion with mysterious girl. Small talk of generally flirtatious nature is traded... For example: "Chalk? Chalk and duster, that chalk ah? Hee hee..."
2.) Chalk and Duster-girl disappear for a short period of time. Somewhere around the region of 15-20 minutes. The fact that acts of hedonistic sexual copulation have similar timespans does not escape our razor-sharp intellects.
3.) Chalk returns , sweaty and dishevelled. Loudly announces he is feeling 'drained' (we shall refrain from speculating what was 'drained' out of him). Proceeds to conk out on table. We leave him concussed and head outside for a smoke.
4.) We return to find this:
It's no wonder we have peeping toms in the library toilets: You see a pair of male and female legs, plus all the heated moaning and screams of elation erupting from behind the cubicle door like hot lava from a fucking volcano, you also feel like peeping over the divider man.
And you see, we cannot be lying because he is wearing the same black shirt in both pictures! The hair, also same! A-HA! Ni3 Wan2 Le3, Chalk.
Kenneth's Turn to Tammy
Ever since the explosion of the Tammy incident, our dear Kenneth has secretly been harboring a deep sense of jealousy. Why? Simply because Tammy's exploits draw attention away from his own publicity - he is, after all, THE Mr Ang Mo Kio who has appeared on television beside Ann Cock, you know.
And how do I know this? Simply because he told me so la.
Anyway - where was I? Ah, yes - And so Kenneth has resorted to picking up minors from surfing friendster. Yes, thats right people:
UNDERAGED GIRLS.
FRIENDSTER.
SEX.
Once again, we cannot be lying about her age. I mean, look at her video image - She's fucking biting the nose of that freaking big toy bear, for Chrissakes.
Kenneth, please be reminded that sex with underaged minors = rotan many many. Plus, army regulars will surely have their faces plastered on the Straits Times cover; guarantee chop one, this. We understand your insatiable desire for publicity and self-promotion... But frankly that's abit much, don't you think?
However, as long as you exercise discretion while filming the Tammy, rest assured we'll keep your identity hush. Just send us all the vid for safekeeping beforehand.
Well... I guess that's all we have peopl... Oh, wait - What do we have here?
Whoa! Jeez, even the Sky God isn't spared this time round! Guess it's certainly Hunting Season over in Central 6 after all... Lock and load, folks.
Chalk's Afternoon Quickie
1.) Chalk has animated discussion with mysterious girl. Small talk of generally flirtatious nature is traded... For example: "Chalk? Chalk and duster, that chalk ah? Hee hee..."
2.) Chalk and Duster-girl disappear for a short period of time. Somewhere around the region of 15-20 minutes. The fact that acts of hedonistic sexual copulation have similar timespans does not escape our razor-sharp intellects.
3.) Chalk returns , sweaty and dishevelled. Loudly announces he is feeling 'drained' (we shall refrain from speculating what was 'drained' out of him). Proceeds to conk out on table. We leave him concussed and head outside for a smoke.
4.) We return to find this:
It's no wonder we have peeping toms in the library toilets: You see a pair of male and female legs, plus all the heated moaning and screams of elation erupting from behind the cubicle door like hot lava from a fucking volcano, you also feel like peeping over the divider man.
And you see, we cannot be lying because he is wearing the same black shirt in both pictures! The hair, also same! A-HA! Ni3 Wan2 Le3, Chalk.
Kenneth's Turn to Tammy
Ever since the explosion of the Tammy incident, our dear Kenneth has secretly been harboring a deep sense of jealousy. Why? Simply because Tammy's exploits draw attention away from his own publicity - he is, after all, THE Mr Ang Mo Kio who has appeared on television beside Ann Cock, you know.
And how do I know this? Simply because he told me so la.
Anyway - where was I? Ah, yes - And so Kenneth has resorted to picking up minors from surfing friendster. Yes, thats right people:
UNDERAGED GIRLS.
FRIENDSTER.
SEX.
Once again, we cannot be lying about her age. I mean, look at her video image - She's fucking biting the nose of that freaking big toy bear, for Chrissakes.
Kenneth, please be reminded that sex with underaged minors = rotan many many. Plus, army regulars will surely have their faces plastered on the Straits Times cover; guarantee chop one, this. We understand your insatiable desire for publicity and self-promotion... But frankly that's abit much, don't you think?
However, as long as you exercise discretion while filming the Tammy, rest assured we'll keep your identity hush. Just send us all the vid for safekeeping beforehand.
Well... I guess that's all we have peopl... Oh, wait - What do we have here?
Whoa! Jeez, even the Sky God isn't spared this time round! Guess it's certainly Hunting Season over in Central 6 after all... Lock and load, folks.
posted by Cheok at 12:00 AM
5 Comments:
SKY GOD!! Anyone wants to know the chronicles of sky god? Pls come to moi, will elaborate how the hell he attained the title of "SKY GOD"
OMG, Chalk, u hook up with Fann Wronnnnng. Whatever happened to the girl that broke your heart? The stratocastor?? Wahahaha Nerfy's pic tops it all.. what can i say, Three thumbs up!!!!!
Great job..... excellent work... but just a question.... u know the msg left to chalk??? was it referred to our chalk... or is it chalk's chalk???? just a thought. u know... another interpretation of pcitures that mean a thousand words....
Aniwae watch out for the next Broke back part 2
Lock and LOADDDD
tsktsktsk.
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