KTV LIAISONS of an ARTY OFFICER
IF you enjoyed the National Day Parade (NDP) recently, you might not have known the musical-like national day celebrations was planned as early as last year. And who else but our lovely CPT Cenneth Joel Phua, -whom you might have recalled as Mr Ang Mo Kio- was the person behind it.
It must be poignant for you, -all the foreign workers, talents, citizens and permanent residents alike- at the 20:22 moment, you placed your right hand across your left tit and renewed your vow that you will never ever quit as a quitter. Honestly, was it as good for you as for me?
Seriously. for me. it was a waste of my time and taxpayers' money. It clearly demonstrated what the NDP planners will resort to do to improve its viewership. Besides hoarding the CH 5,8 , and CNA. They even took Vasantham and Suria. Not only that, by arranging a massive onslaught to our senses, by launching a massive awareness (for a lack of better word) campaign through all forms of media. Does it make you more patriotic or idiotic? I seriously think that this is a waste of our taxpayers' money!
Therefore, in an attempt to uncover what do we pay army officers to do, Central6 underwent a month long undercover job to disclose where did you, the taxpayer, pay your income tax to, and in the spirit of public disclosure, Central6 have uncovered: KTV LIAISONS of an ARTY OFFICER.
n a month long sting operation, we were following Mr AMK around, on his entertainment expenses trip. Yes, as the title suggested, KTV or to the uninitiated, Karaoke Lounges.
When asked why he likes to visit these places so much, Mr AMK quipped: "It has always been the usual practice, to have a few sessions after the year long planning of the nation's celebrations."
"If I dun spend, where will they have money to pay income tax? Where I get my pay?" said Mr AMK.
Hence, the time finally came when we managed to find the empirical evidence to show you where your money is being spent. SINGING LESSONS.
Here, just take a look, Mr Phua or should I say Captain AMK with an unidentified friend humming to the tune, Girls not Grey at the KTV. Despite being tone deaf, Mr Phua still insists that he is a good singer.
"That is how the girls want to touch my bulge ok? I serenade them," he revealed. "You think one bottle of bombay sapphire gin enough meh? Need fingers also ok! They call me the Second Hand Serenade, I sing and I use my hands. Hur Hur," he chuckled. If you have missed the report of the Wong bastards chalet, pls read previous post.
Well, for all you folks out there, the judgment is ultimately up to you. Central6 is just here to report.
This reporter also found out that besides the innocent singing services, Mr AMK is apparently a high roller. He spent so much that he has to spoon, We mean be spoon-fed, sugar syrup so as to make his vodka go down smoother. Nuff said, evidence is as below.
Hmmm... I am so going to Swensons.
Meanwhile, do stay tune for more updates as our covet actions reporter bring you more updates.
It must be poignant for you, -all the foreign workers, talents, citizens and permanent residents alike- at the 20:22 moment, you placed your right hand across your left tit and renewed your vow that you will never ever quit as a quitter. Honestly, was it as good for you as for me?
Seriously. for me. it was a waste of my time and taxpayers' money. It clearly demonstrated what the NDP planners will resort to do to improve its viewership. Besides hoarding the CH 5,8 , and CNA. They even took Vasantham and Suria. Not only that, by arranging a massive onslaught to our senses, by launching a massive awareness (for a lack of better word) campaign through all forms of media. Does it make you more patriotic or idiotic? I seriously think that this is a waste of our taxpayers' money!
Therefore, in an attempt to uncover what do we pay army officers to do, Central6 underwent a month long undercover job to disclose where did you, the taxpayer, pay your income tax to, and in the spirit of public disclosure, Central6 have uncovered: KTV LIAISONS of an ARTY OFFICER.
n a month long sting operation, we were following Mr AMK around, on his entertainment expenses trip. Yes, as the title suggested, KTV or to the uninitiated, Karaoke Lounges.
When asked why he likes to visit these places so much, Mr AMK quipped: "It has always been the usual practice, to have a few sessions after the year long planning of the nation's celebrations."
"If I dun spend, where will they have money to pay income tax? Where I get my pay?" said Mr AMK.
Hence, the time finally came when we managed to find the empirical evidence to show you where your money is being spent. SINGING LESSONS.
Here, just take a look, Mr Phua or should I say Captain AMK with an unidentified friend humming to the tune, Girls not Grey at the KTV. Despite being tone deaf, Mr Phua still insists that he is a good singer.
"That is how the girls want to touch my bulge ok? I serenade them," he revealed. "You think one bottle of bombay sapphire gin enough meh? Need fingers also ok! They call me the Second Hand Serenade, I sing and I use my hands. Hur Hur," he chuckled. If you have missed the report of the Wong bastards chalet, pls read previous post.
Well, for all you folks out there, the judgment is ultimately up to you. Central6 is just here to report.
This reporter also found out that besides the innocent singing services, Mr AMK is apparently a high roller. He spent so much that he has to spoon, We mean be spoon-fed, sugar syrup so as to make his vodka go down smoother. Nuff said, evidence is as below.
Hmmm... I am so going to Swensons.
Meanwhile, do stay tune for more updates as our covet actions reporter bring you more updates.
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