Just When You Thought The Coast Was Clear...

Whilst admittedly this site faces a dozen and one future problems in maintaining its dynamism, recent events have served to remind all crew of Central 6 that even in our darkest hours, legends are born the way phoenixes rise from the ashes: fresh off the press not 2 hours ago, I am proud to announce our very first...

CONTENDER TO THE TITLE OF MR AMK!

Fresh from the debacle of the Colin and Kero saga...

... Syahzan, determined to breakout of the mould of extremist homosexuality, assembled an entourage of credible eyewitnesses so as to witness an exhibition his newfound secret powers - skills he has apparently spent the past 3 month holidays perfecting. Spying a completely inebriated caucasian female performing what appeared to be a western version of Kabuki dance smack in the middle of EIC's sub-par performance (clearly showing that she was drunk beyond compare, because no sober person would feel the express desire to headbang to such a dead performance), he fired off his top-secret and incredibly mysterious directional pheromones, much to the awe and unanimous gasps of the half-dozen strong audience.

This radical and intense qi-gong in turn resulted in aforementioned angmoh cha bor abruptly abandoning her primal attempts at Dance-Dance Revolution, only to begin prowling for the source of the overwhelming qi. It was only a matter of time before she discerned the source of the mysterious allure, and proceeded to french Syahzan in front of an amazed audience.

Yes folks, this is true; while there have been instances which dispute the accuracy of Central 6's reporting of factual accounts, this represents an instance whereby multiple correlations from several eyewitnesses can be used to substantiate our observations; in other words, Paul Elias Mark and I all saw it. Soom-pah.

However, Syahzan did experience a small amount of dismay when the stupid angmoh got her initial interpretation of the directional pheromones wrong, and proceeded to french another guy (this fella, Ian) before correctly locating the target source. So, umm, basically Syahzan got 2nd helpings.

But still! As PengCheng22 has so observantly pointed out, a legend has nevertheless been born this very day - From the ashes of the past, a new Mr AMK has arisen - Syahzan, MR ANG MOH KILLER.

Ladies and gentlemen, mark carefully this day - a legend has been born. With the incorporation of the new and untapped angmoh element, Central 6 will never be the same again. Soom-pah.