SMS flirts

Will some one pls tell me Why the fuck is the straits times reporting on SMS flirts. This just plainly goes to show that how dysfunctional our society has become. And i quote, from thesundaytimes

"Call it Sexual Message Service"

okay, i dun wanna slam Straits Times too much in case i get sued or anithing, but its becoming apparent that they are definately trying to ride on the "sex sells" theory that the media has been exploiting over the years. However, whilst working on this post, my "spy" has brought to my attention that one of the our dear friends have been indulging in these "textual intercourses" lately, or rather since he friggin owned a fucking phone.

Thanks to our extreme paparazzi techniques, we were able to grab hold of some evidence of their Sexual messages..... or so they call it. Anyway for the faint hearted first, just to establish the context and the people involved here's the initial messages, note how CHALK aka fast and furious fingers skilfully manuveours the topic as they go along.




SMS flirting, a postmodern phenomena!





Note how chalk turns on the heat

*the girl whom chalk was messaging, has been blurred to protect her innocent identity"

Well there we have it, the master at work, now we finally know how chalk aka fast and furious fingers gets his twice a day lay.... For those of u who don't know... this is but one of the thousands of girls he beds. for the girls out there don't worry if u aint as busty as G******** or as horny as half-japs, or as tight assed as million dollar M, or even as emo as Trinity, doesnt matter, as long as u remotely resemble a girl, you could be THAT girl he's bedding today... just call 1900-CHALK-FUCK, it could be ure lucky day.

Oh and btw, for those of you who actually are thinking of using this method to get laid... go fuck ureself, or convince ure mum to give u a blowjob, it might be better for you.