X Rated

First off: I look abysmally huge in that edited photo down the screen. As though i'm Kelvin Chow's twin brother. Obviously, that is hardly the case: Kelvin could easily break me in half like a fallen twig, which is why I shall not disclose his liaisons with Mel (whom some of you remember as the Girl from Pastamania). I mean, there really isn't much to say... After all, everyone praises the girls they like for having voluptuous breasts, right? I'm sure every alpha male taking after Kelvin regularly tells their crushes that they're top heavy. It's a common thing, no biggie - Kelvin, your secrets are safe with me.

Anyway, here's a short filler picture. I don't have time for posting much, because its 3 in the morning and i'm due to wake in 5 hours time. Plus, I have a wedding duty for a friend all of saturday, and thou art fucking exhausteth. Presenting... The things we (okay, I) do when bored in the library - I guess you could call it the Central6 X-men, or some lame variant to that effect. Personally, I was toying with the idea of The Xcentrics:




If you can't match the faces to the Crew, use your imagination. If you STILL can't identify who the above people are, you really ought to... Go fuck yourself. "No, seriously." "I'm doing essay every night." "Pffffft." "I like 17 year old girls who bite soft toys when they video conference with me." "I call you back."

Kenneth? Damn right we're watching - You're up once I get back from wedding duty. And Chalk? You aren't spared either. Stay tuned, peeps.