Fisticuffs Over Chinatown
Like light to the flies, the crew of Central6 has once again invited some major trouble, this time in the form of a dreaded...
Bizarre Bermuda Love Triangle of Doom: Kelvinchow vs. Nerfyphua
Announcer: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of ALL ages...! Welcome to Monday Night RAW! As you know, the World Heavyweight Shit-Flinging Title is up for contention tonight so, without any further ado, may I introduce the CONTESTANTS!"
"In the BLUE corner, weighing in at 138lbs, wearing the gay-purple shorts and gloves... He is the challenger, and you know him as MR ANG MO KIO... We haveeeee... Kenneth 'NERFY' Phua!!!
*Whoops and wild applause*
I will give you 'ang bao', hmmm...? One wonders what special 'ang bao' this is... Not all little packets are necessarily red in colour... Better yet, it's a trade for Kenneth's *ahem* ORANGES, huh? HMMM.
What, no hot-sauce? Oh behave, Nerfy...
Announcer: "... And in the RED corner, weighing in at 186lbs and wearing the bleeding emo-red shorts and gloves... Always acting like an innocent lamb... He is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... Presentingggg... Kelvin 'THE SLAMMER' Chow!!!
*Cat-calls and wolf-whistles*
What a photo! What love!! Taken only recently after a hot Chinatown outing over the new year, it's clear why Chow is the reigning champion: That oozing machismo... His Rugby God status... The doting, loving kiss he plants on L-sy's cheek to comfort her from the horrors of the monster crowd... He's a bonafide winner, guys. I'm sorry, it's true. Just look at him - I'm telling you, you can practically FEEL the tender emotion from across the screen.
Be very fearful when the Heavyweight Champion lurks, I tell you - There's no telling how many girls he could break the hearts of! Not 10 girls not 80 girls not 2andahalf girls not 800 girls not choot-choot girls not 30 girls just TOO MANY GIRLS!!
We shall all pray for a peaceful resolution to this totally-violent and utterly-destructive conflict. Also, don't forget to pray that Underworld: Evolution turns out to be a good movie while you're at it. Stay tuned for Valentine Day Gift Ideas, coming up next!
Bizarre Bermuda Love Triangle of Doom: Kelvinchow vs. Nerfyphua
Announcer: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of ALL ages...! Welcome to Monday Night RAW! As you know, the World Heavyweight Shit-Flinging Title is up for contention tonight so, without any further ado, may I introduce the CONTESTANTS!"
"In the BLUE corner, weighing in at 138lbs, wearing the gay-purple shorts and gloves... He is the challenger, and you know him as MR ANG MO KIO... We haveeeee... Kenneth 'NERFY' Phua!!!
*Whoops and wild applause*
I will give you 'ang bao', hmmm...? One wonders what special 'ang bao' this is... Not all little packets are necessarily red in colour... Better yet, it's a trade for Kenneth's *ahem* ORANGES, huh? HMMM.
What, no hot-sauce? Oh behave, Nerfy...
Announcer: "... And in the RED corner, weighing in at 186lbs and wearing the bleeding emo-red shorts and gloves... Always acting like an innocent lamb... He is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... Presentingggg... Kelvin 'THE SLAMMER' Chow!!!
*Cat-calls and wolf-whistles*
What a photo! What love!! Taken only recently after a hot Chinatown outing over the new year, it's clear why Chow is the reigning champion: That oozing machismo... His Rugby God status... The doting, loving kiss he plants on L-sy's cheek to comfort her from the horrors of the monster crowd... He's a bonafide winner, guys. I'm sorry, it's true. Just look at him - I'm telling you, you can practically FEEL the tender emotion from across the screen.
Be very fearful when the Heavyweight Champion lurks, I tell you - There's no telling how many girls he could break the hearts of! Not 10 girls not 80 girls not 2andahalf girls not 800 girls not choot-choot girls not 30 girls just TOO MANY GIRLS!!
We shall all pray for a peaceful resolution to this totally-violent and utterly-destructive conflict. Also, don't forget to pray that Underworld: Evolution turns out to be a good movie while you're at it. Stay tuned for Valentine Day Gift Ideas, coming up next!
posted by Cheok at 10:51 PM
5 Comments:
I fucking look like a giraffe....
oh man.... what can i say.. GOOD JOB! another one well done
lol.
very interesting.
Welcome to the family L-sy... Nerfy ya gonna work hard to earn the title and I know ya want it so badly. Anyway, I agree the pic was great. Many thanks to Lionel for bring such nice scadalous pics. So if central6 is gonna ever edit pics, DUN EVER LET NERFY DO IT!
erh. what family.
take turns n edit photos la. dont be selfish.
Why no updates?? Running outta shit to stir? haha
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