The OFFENSIVE STANCE!

Due to a latest update in intelligence, it has come to my attention that some how i have faced constant artillery shelling (threats) from my various comrades. Which would include the faces other than the most gothic muthafucker you can find at the top of this blog.

To be honest i feel that lionel is off the most innocent of all with regards to me and with every single word that i'm typing write now, i honestly and starting to doubt his innocence. No matter. As for Chalk, oh well he's already been victimised... which leaves only CHOW!!!!!
OMG LOVELY.

KELVIN CHOW ZHI HONG
(some pronounce as CHEE HONG ) aka, pussy boy.

This MVP of the 2002 rubgy interclub as well as the 2005 MVP in NUS. claims somehow that he is invincible. The entity above all, the untouchable... But the unstirrable... ... ?

NEWS FLASH!!!
Here at "Kill is Love" no one and i MEAN absolutely NO FUCKING PERSON is unstirrable, especially if you're the advocate of shit stirring.

In the words of Chalk:

CHALK: I stir until your shits got no lumps left ar.

CHOW: Yar yar.... stir until SMOOTH

CHALK : HAHAHA SHIT SMOOTHIE.

***All of which were targetted at me (NERF).

Speaking of which, it has just dawned upon me that the word SMOOTH as used by chow is absolutely characteristic of himself...


LET TAKE A CLOSER look why....?

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As some might have already known, this girl is MIN MIN (definately not her real name). Chow's new SQUEEZE. And yes A4 Guys: This girl commonly sighted in chow's roo, is his new squeeze! WHY FUCKING ELSE WOULD SHE BE IN HIS DAMN ROOM LYING SEXILY ON HIS BED? Oops...

Not to mention the demonstrations of her leg lifts! Oh My God. Those muscles of those inner thighs, definitely a shiok shiok squeeze for you, Chow.... UGGGHHHH!!!!

Here at "Kill is love" we do our secret research and SPY activities. And according to two anonymouse sources, Chow has also admitted the following:

CHOW : "WAH I LIKE HER BODY SHAPE SIAL..."

CHOW : "Ooooolala... It's just the type i like..."

CHOW : "Dun u think she really looks like CHRISTY CHUNG?"

CHOW : "I really wouldn't mind ******* her..." (use your imagination)

How fucking obsessed can one get over 1 girl? The illusion and fog that obsession and lust can cast over another's is beautifully illustrated above as we can see. Christy Chung? OH MY FUCKING GOD WHICH PART OF HER LOOKS LIKE CHRISTY CHUNG?? 2 eyes, 1 nose 1 mouth? Hahaha... the extent of which one would go to describe their boo... ... DISGUSTING. And the lust oozing from him... "Oooooolala.... It's just the type i like..."

GOD...*pukes*

Well, at least we know they're happy. Look!

AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! SHO SWEEETT!!!!!

This picture has been heavily censored, due in part to nudity and also to protect Chow's wife's integrity... It's the same girl, just in case you're wondering.

Oops - did i say wife? Shit...

Well, the OFFENSIVE STANCE... is the BEST DEFENCE.... =)