WE shall pronounce them erm, platonic Husband and Wife

To the normal university student it is never a weird sight if a couple is seen walking closely together along the corridors of school campus, they may look like a newly attached couple, head-over-heels in love, harboured in their horny, "hunny-bunny" honeymoon. Well, it is rumored that Ohio is for lovers, but to hell with that rumor, the truth is here to stay, N-U-S is for lovers. "There really seemed to be chemistry between them, they made Lionel and Sammy* look bad" remarked a casual passerby identified as Chin Chye Kong. Unfortunately for Lora(not her real name again), she wasn't the woman that is fortunate enough to stay so close to her beau, it was a one night that never manage to stand (through time of course, other things, ceteris paribus, did stand.) Now exclusively for our readers only, Central6 will be revealing never-seen-before footage of the elusive couple of 2006 as they strolled lovingly along the picturesque and pleasant pathways of 'Le Deck'.

Chalk aka "Fast and Furious Fingers" (guitar player mah, what you thinking?) was seemingly caught with his latest 'stratocaster' on a day that was opulently ominous with signs. The everlasting and enduring rain set the foundations for a blossoming springtime romance which perhaps may never see autumn. The pair according to eyewitness, Ruan Luan Lai were engulfed in throes of laughter and giggling, acting as if they are in a state of bewildered bliss. It was never known how the couple came about to such closed proximity, although it was rumored that Chalk was tired with the constant quarrels of his promiscious partner back at Ohio and decided to visit this sunny island for a breather. He arrived on campus in search for the next female lead for his latest single, I Will Do Anything To Settle Down(But I Won't Do That) from the album Ah Fat out of Hell. It seems now that he got more than he bargained for.

Before the picture was taken, according to a fellow diner at 'Le Deck', Lui Baey Hiao, "You wouldn't have thought that they were just only platonic friends, they look more like husband and wife." It was also noted that the couple was seated at the terrace of 'Le Deck' over-looking the magnificent Law faculty carpark and library, amongst the companionship of several avant garde characters of campus, most notably, the company of Mr. AMK. Incidently, Mr. AMK was seen wolfing down one plate of pork chop and another plate of mixed veg rice. It seems that his eating disorder or rather 'habit' is a recent rebuttal to the public that he is suffering from post break-up syndromes after his relationship ended with a certain socialite (continue on pg 6). Meanwhile back to the story, reported denials have been made by Chalk aka Tangy Tongue (pls la, he needs his tongue to articulate well for his band, no dirrrty thoughts pls) and that he will, in order to prove his undying love for his one and only beau, re-hash the song, "TELL LORA I LURVE HER" (nu-metal-post-rock-pre-apocalyptic-ambient-downtempo-screamo-extended-till-die-remix). When asked who the "mysterious alphafemale" was, Chalk could only mutter "No comments" and return to composing his latest piece of music while whistling out the tune that remotely sounds like The New Amsterdam's Red Hand. Is that a Freudian slip of his guilt or is that one of his latest original tune? That will be up to you our revered readers to postulate. The "mysterious alphafemale" caught in the picture was not available for comment during press time. Stay tune for more roving campus eye by your ever friendly and entertaining Central6. More on Chalk aka Guily Guitarist on our newly mounted aunt agony section, Good Girl Hunting.

*Due to the minority of the individual, the full name is withheld.