Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Definitions

Here are some fillers to keep the ardent fans entertained while we scoop somemore shit. The definitions below resulted from many cups of ice lemon tea* and countless hours of chitty chatty in the arts canteen. Incidentally, the conversational topic below resulted in one our editors, chalk, to spit our laksa gravy through his nose. So without further ado, let us proceed with some not so typical english definitions and let the older editors of Central6 remininsce the good old days.

Demand: Pronounced as The(Dee) Man.

Demeanour( Dee Mee Na): the female version of the mat, aka the girlfriend
of demand

Deflower: the organic object that demand give to demeanour to win her
heart.

Deploy: a scheme that demand will hatch.

Divas: used in sentence structure (SS) Deflower is put in divas by
demeanour

Debrief: the garment that is also known as underwear. SS: Demand wears
debrief.

Defence: a structure that defines the perimeter of an area

Dysentry: aka guard duty. SS: Demand kanna dystentry when he jumped over
defence to meet demeanour.

Dependant: an orament that demeanour wears around her neck.

Descend: a very nice smell. SS: Descend is very alluring.

Delight: Illuminination. Delight is very bright.

Decoy: the japanese fish

Deduct: a creature that goes quack quack

Desire: a title. SS: Desire is here, pls rise.

Dethrone: the place where desire sits in

Deform: SS: Desire signs on deform to approve the budget

Design: built for the intent to direct, educate and instruct.

Demise: the plural form of mouse

Determination: the process of stopping

Describe: a person that writes for desire

Demoralise: the righteous parasite in one's hair

Device: unhealthy habits. Prostitution is device

Delay: the process of being f***ed

Decline: customers. SS: Decline went to geylang to look for device to get
delay.

Debate: an organic or inorganic material to catch decoy

*Central6 do not normally endorse products that are easily obtainable by the mass, however the ice lemone tea of The Deck is simply too alluring to not to be awarded a brief mention on Central6, bascially it costs on 50 cents.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is debunk? deliver? depress? demoralise?

3:52 PM  
Blogger Chowzzer said...

De bunk is where Demand sleeps in after he did dysentry of defence.

Depress is the place where demand gets his news

Deliver is an organ in your body

Demoralise is the righteous organism living in demand's head when he never shower properly.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG you are damn funny lar chow. Ogiginal sial :)

10:28 PM  
Blogger Chowzzer said...

It was a collective effort :)

12:13 AM  
Blogger Haro said...

this is like super lame ah..... anyway, decide= the view that one can see. Desanitized= the process of cleaning up after F**king. Dew= The process of hateing to identical person UU.

2:51 AM  
Blogger e. said...

it took me sometime to stop laughing.

11:46 AM  

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