Down With The Warlord!

Dear fellow comrades in readership, it has come to my attention that feudalism in central6 is on the rice. Hence it is paramount for us to overcome the warlord that has been resting on his laurels and collecting our harvest which we so painstakingly planted. Every seedling, every plant was planted with utmost care and when it is time for harvesting, the feudal lord came with a combine harvester and reap what we had sown. It is like ancient Japan, where fellow peasants planted their rice only to have half or more of their rice being taken away by the daimyo as "rice tax". It is like the landless Vietnamese, when they are given their own land only to be taken away by the Nguyen Warlords for "farming purposes" and it is like the Green Revolution in India where the poorer peasants unable to afford a combine harvester losing out to the richer farmers out there with a combine harvester that could collect faster, more efficient and in a lesser amount of time. We need to have an uprising my fellow farmers, we need to break that upper elite class with memberships to the high clubs in our country and we need to have a class struggle. Ignore the rhetoric that the warlord said, because like their songs suggested, "hips dun lie", your body language cannot lie to us, u weaseling warlord. Yes, we need to stem out the undercutting of our rice prices, we need to rise up against this elitist class that is strangling us with their threatening music comprising of "gunshots" and brainwashing banging bass and we need to say no, we shall not let you have anymore of our harvest.
Stand up my brothers, let's create a revolution and make an end to history. Let's us all embrace the revolutionary spirit. Remember, in unity we get strength. No more shall we be subjugated! Stand up! Stand Up my fellow brothers in arms!!

Chow Marx